Seth Meyers absolutely destroys Donald Trump

Donald Trump had one of his craziest days yet, that began with his first cabinet meeting, which had each cabinet member taking a minute to praise the president.

It was also during this meeting where Trump made the “outlandish” claim that there’s never been a president—“with few exceptions”—who has done more than he has in his first few months in office.

“Even Bill Clinton took six years to be impeached, I might do it in six months, you guys,” Meyers imagined Trump adding.

As Seth Meyers noted, Trump has “touched more glowing orbs” than he has signed legislation since taking office.

“And if you thought maybe someone in his cabinet would point that out, you were out of luck,” the comedian said.

“Because instead, they went around the table taking turns thanking and praising him.”

And nobody’s comments were more roundly mocked than his Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, who actually said, “On behalf of the entire senior staff around you, Mr. President, we thank you for the opportunity and the blessing that you’ve given us to serve your agenda and the American people.”

“Is there anything creepier than watching Trump make his staff go around the room and praise him?” Meyers asked. “Even Kim Jong-un is like, dude, have some self-respect.”

The host also weighed in on the president’s response to Comey’s testimony. “I mean, I will tell you I didn’t say that,” Trump said at a press conference Friday.

“And there’d be nothing wrong if I did say it, according to everybody that I’ve read today, but I did not say that.”

“He just can’t help himself,” Meyers said. “He’s like a husband who denies cheating on his wife but also wants credit for getting laid.”

Pushing back against the accusation that he asked Comey for a loyalty pledge, Trump said, “Who would do that?” “You would,” Meyers replied.

“In fact, any time you hear the question, ‘Who would do that?’ the answer is likely Donald Trump. Who would set up a fake university to rip people off? Donald Trump. Who would brag about committing sexual assault? Donald Trump.”

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